The Ballad of Mona Lisa

"It's a nice song, but the lyrics are rubbish.
What do you mean you 'think you wanna marry me?'
I throw my shoe at you first ah!"
- Mrs Sng

Crazy lardtards queueing for a dumb bowl of noodles

And here's my dumb bowl of noodles

Denise: "We all look like cocker spaniels"

That's what you get for camwhoring with my phone, woman

The guys playing Pass the Chawit

Oops.

- Z